<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9024198</id><updated>2011-04-22T07:05:26.875+08:00</updated><title type='text'>[ ! ] you're so vain.</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://buttcrack.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9024198/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://buttcrack.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>sherilyn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12745318339501245264</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>13</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9024198.post-112766594118641189</id><published>2005-09-25T23:52:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2005-09-26T00:32:21.233+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4195/640/1600/100_1048.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4195/640/320/100_1048.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;Me looking darn un-glam!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4195/640/1600/100_1046.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4195/640/320/100_1046.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Ade &amp; Sarah being retards.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4195/640/1600/100_1042.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4195/640/320/100_1042.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;Ade and I.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;This is so screwed up. I can't upload anymore photos. Can't upload those that I took with Cindy in our trucker caps, desparately trying to act KEWL/KOOL/KUL.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Life's been dramatic. Being an MG girl does have its disadvantages. Too protected. Very. So much so that it really shakes me hard to find that life as a fashion student is so much more stressful than I ever thought it would be. Never knew that there'd be so many sleepless nights, back-stabbers, childish people, 30 sewing machines to know inside out and there'd actually be male cleaners who'll just help themselves to visiting the LADIES even if there were LADIES inside! The audacity! I'm so going to make a complaint.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The difference between teachers and lecturers.&lt;br /&gt;The difference between having an allocated permanant classroom and not.&lt;br /&gt;The difference between having cheap locker rentals and not.&lt;br /&gt;The difference between having to take a taxi to school and taking the train.&lt;br /&gt;The difference between being able to give the "i forgot to bring my homework" excuse and not.&lt;br /&gt;The difference between having not to worry about the need to be 'cream of the crop' and having to.&lt;br /&gt;The difference between happily trotting to KAP and zipping between the shady Sunshine Plaza and smokers' haven (coffee shop).&lt;br /&gt;The difference between having friends who'll stick by you and those who turn their back on you within seconds.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;The girls who have seen me laugh, cry, scream, kick, hit, slap, I   &lt;3&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9024198-112766594118641189?l=buttcrack.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://buttcrack.blogspot.com/feeds/112766594118641189/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9024198&amp;postID=112766594118641189' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9024198/posts/default/112766594118641189'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9024198/posts/default/112766594118641189'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://buttcrack.blogspot.com/2005/09/me-looking-darn-un-glam-ade-sarah.html' title=''/><author><name>sherilyn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12745318339501245264</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9024198.post-111946151821228008</id><published>2005-06-23T01:18:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2005-06-23T01:34:48.836+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>I erm.. LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, ADORE my new tops. I am, MATERIAL GIRL. Bah. Anyway, sorry to nobody for not updating for so long, on account of practically no one comes here at all.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I uttered the sentence "Please don't be horrible/mean." today. Stare in awe, please.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I will never, ever pop a Cherry flavoured Frozz again. I swear. No. Never.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pushing me beyond my limits, you. I have studiously begun preperations for my fashion studies. Trotting to the library almost everyday, lugging huge DIOR COUTURE, VERSACE, ISSEY, YSL reference books around the whole area in search of a table. No luck. Ended up on a black leather seat. Not for loan, they say. So it's been notepad, pencil, red and black pens. Sketch and copy. Copy and sketch. Honestly, I'm tired. Waking up earlier each day in hope of finding seat, to no avail.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Looking at baby Colin makes me wanna have a baby myself. No, I might kill the baby while changing it's diaper.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sigh, I am so deprived of time. The luxury I used to take for granted. I regret. I have so many things to do!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I   &lt;3      shoe designing and my new tops.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Goodnight dears.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9024198-111946151821228008?l=buttcrack.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://buttcrack.blogspot.com/feeds/111946151821228008/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9024198&amp;postID=111946151821228008' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9024198/posts/default/111946151821228008'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9024198/posts/default/111946151821228008'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://buttcrack.blogspot.com/2005/06/i-erm.html' title=''/><author><name>sherilyn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12745318339501245264</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9024198.post-111840385862749509</id><published>2005-06-10T19:28:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2005-06-10T19:44:18.636+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;Hi &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;darlings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just blew &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;"&gt;$100&lt;/span&gt; on online purchases. Can't wait to receive my package!! (: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Had a fever yesterday. &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 255);"&gt;Cold&lt;/span&gt;. Most miserable day since the doggy saga. &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;I am childish&lt;/span&gt;. And now, it's raining. &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 255);"&gt;Cold&lt;/span&gt;. Just got splashed with water, "&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;revenge&lt;/span&gt;". &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 255);"&gt;Cold&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am so proud of our &lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204); font-weight: bold;"&gt;18&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;pairs of earrings, &lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204); font-weight: bold;"&gt;2&lt;/span&gt; Shadesticks, &lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204); font-weight: bold;"&gt;3&lt;/span&gt; MAC eyeshadows, a &lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204); font-weight: bold;"&gt;dozen&lt;/span&gt; perfume samples and Swenson's Ice Creams. Oh,  and goss during dinner. Let's do it again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Buy me a &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 204); font-weight: bold;"&gt;Secret Wish&lt;/span&gt;. Pretty &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;please&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I  &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;3&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;  Shopping with Marissa &amp; Dom (Hey, big spender!) .&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);"&gt;*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);"&gt;am&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;I &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 153, 153);"&gt;not&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;colourful&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);"&gt;?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9024198-111840385862749509?l=buttcrack.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://buttcrack.blogspot.com/feeds/111840385862749509/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9024198&amp;postID=111840385862749509' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9024198/posts/default/111840385862749509'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9024198/posts/default/111840385862749509'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://buttcrack.blogspot.com/2005/06/hi-darlings-just-blew-100-on-online.html' title=''/><author><name>sherilyn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12745318339501245264</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9024198.post-111747087665128276</id><published>2005-05-31T00:22:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2005-05-31T00:37:38.166+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>please help.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As we all know, prices of rice dumplings rise during the.. dumpling festival? You know, Dragon Boat Festival. And we end up paying $2++ for one darn sticky, meaty, nutty, wonderful dumpling.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All who want DUMPLINGS, please sign up! $2.30 each. HELP ME. It's not for profit! It's my sister's school project! Be kind! Buy at least 2! And you'll be in my "Hall of Fame".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I &lt;3    nonya bak changs and kind souls who'd buy some!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DIGRESSION!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I need a drummer! A female drummer. Drums well too please, please PLEASE! Please speak both Mandarin and English. Any other tongues welcome in addition to the forementioned two.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Weehee, I'm on a roll. I'm so busy! Am I? Yes, I am! Why? Because everyone loves me! And so? I have no time to love everyone back!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I need a Japanese teacher who speaks French, Spanish, German, Tagalog, Greek, Italian and English of course.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Deft, daft, deft, daft. Which are you? lol.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I &lt;3   me!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9024198-111747087665128276?l=buttcrack.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://buttcrack.blogspot.com/feeds/111747087665128276/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9024198&amp;postID=111747087665128276' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9024198/posts/default/111747087665128276'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9024198/posts/default/111747087665128276'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://buttcrack.blogspot.com/2005/05/please-help.html' title=''/><author><name>sherilyn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12745318339501245264</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9024198.post-111711812873047609</id><published>2005-05-26T22:34:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2005-05-26T22:35:28.733+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>flay. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;my bro asked my dad "dad, do you consider yourself an old hag?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;believe it.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9024198-111711812873047609?l=buttcrack.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://buttcrack.blogspot.com/feeds/111711812873047609/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9024198&amp;postID=111711812873047609' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9024198/posts/default/111711812873047609'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9024198/posts/default/111711812873047609'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://buttcrack.blogspot.com/2005/05/flay.html' title=''/><author><name>sherilyn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12745318339501245264</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9024198.post-111703235740034076</id><published>2005-05-25T22:44:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2005-05-25T22:45:57.403+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>I still can't get over the mean joke. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's so, so terrible!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hint, hint, KFC!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I &lt;3   Hong Kong shows. And yes, I am a Cheena-piang, in denial.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9024198-111703235740034076?l=buttcrack.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://buttcrack.blogspot.com/feeds/111703235740034076/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9024198&amp;postID=111703235740034076' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9024198/posts/default/111703235740034076'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9024198/posts/default/111703235740034076'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://buttcrack.blogspot.com/2005/05/i-still-cant-get-over-mean-joke.html' title=''/><author><name>sherilyn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12745318339501245264</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9024198.post-111701368403871803</id><published>2005-05-25T17:33:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2005-05-25T17:34:44.040+08:00</updated><title type='text'>?!</title><content type='html'>I like a song that Jay Chou once mumbled.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AND I HEAR THE VOICES SAY "EH!" &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Why are you so Cheena-piang?!"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9024198-111701368403871803?l=buttcrack.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://buttcrack.blogspot.com/feeds/111701368403871803/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9024198&amp;postID=111701368403871803' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9024198/posts/default/111701368403871803'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9024198/posts/default/111701368403871803'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://buttcrack.blogspot.com/2005/05/blog-post.html' title='?!'/><author><name>sherilyn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12745318339501245264</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9024198.post-111692883509452612</id><published>2005-05-24T17:58:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2005-05-24T18:00:35.096+08:00</updated><title type='text'>PLEASE, LOVELIES.</title><content type='html'>Please donate monies to me. Regardless of amount, I gratefully accept. Am trying to raise $35 to get me a fake tan.  Or you can just buy me the whole shindig.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I &lt;3  you people.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9024198-111692883509452612?l=buttcrack.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://buttcrack.blogspot.com/feeds/111692883509452612/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9024198&amp;postID=111692883509452612' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9024198/posts/default/111692883509452612'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9024198/posts/default/111692883509452612'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://buttcrack.blogspot.com/2005/05/please-lovelies.html' title='PLEASE, LOVELIES.'/><author><name>sherilyn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12745318339501245264</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9024198.post-111684677853351251</id><published>2005-05-23T19:08:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2005-05-23T19:13:46.153+08:00</updated><title type='text'>why sway the gay?</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;Whee. I think Chip and how-do-you-spell-his-gay-partner's-name are really funny. "We are Americans, who happen to be gay!". Now, isn't that sweet?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;I think Lynn and Alex are also dead cute.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;They are so gay. Both ways. Gay couples should not be stopped from being gaily gay.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;I &lt;3  Cooking!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9024198-111684677853351251?l=buttcrack.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://buttcrack.blogspot.com/feeds/111684677853351251/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9024198&amp;postID=111684677853351251' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9024198/posts/default/111684677853351251'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9024198/posts/default/111684677853351251'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://buttcrack.blogspot.com/2005/05/why-sway-gay.html' title='why sway the gay?'/><author><name>sherilyn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12745318339501245264</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9024198.post-111678266206575556</id><published>2005-05-23T01:23:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2005-05-23T01:24:22.066+08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>I speak Teochew and kopitiam Hokkien. Does that make me a Chow Ah Lian?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9024198-111678266206575556?l=buttcrack.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://buttcrack.blogspot.com/feeds/111678266206575556/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9024198&amp;postID=111678266206575556' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9024198/posts/default/111678266206575556'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9024198/posts/default/111678266206575556'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://buttcrack.blogspot.com/2005/05/i-speak-teochew-and-kopitiam-hokkien.html' title=''/><author><name>sherilyn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12745318339501245264</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9024198.post-111669800444567570</id><published>2005-05-22T01:46:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2005-05-22T01:53:24.450+08:00</updated><title type='text'>entry no. 2 for 21st May</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;Who eats Kong Guan biscuits out there?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;Would you rather eat Kong Guan or Jacobs?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;Most people I've asked said they'd rather go for Jacob. "BECAUSE THE BRAND SOUNDS MORE HIGH-CLASS LAH.".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;To Mr Kong Guan: What's your take on that?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9024198-111669800444567570?l=buttcrack.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://buttcrack.blogspot.com/feeds/111669800444567570/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9024198&amp;postID=111669800444567570' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9024198/posts/default/111669800444567570'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9024198/posts/default/111669800444567570'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://buttcrack.blogspot.com/2005/05/entry-no-2-for-21st-may.html' title='entry no. 2 for 21st May'/><author><name>sherilyn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12745318339501245264</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9024198.post-111669706316029922</id><published>2005-05-22T01:28:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2005-05-22T01:55:39.256+08:00</updated><title type='text'>MISS ME?</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;Really appreciate all Nicky's efforts, though this little girl is too sad. Will not be matching the content in this blog. BUT nevermind, who is going to care about a tiny cuter-than-me tot with a fake black teardrop?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This blog is something you'd probably not expect from me, but yes, this is extremely REAL. Live With It.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is my old-new blog and I am planning to update pretty often (or so I claim). Afterall, I have 2 months of nothing to do, nowhere to go, no one to speak to. Yes, I am quite pathetic, but hey, I am still very much in love with myself. This won't be a blog with powerpuff english for wow-ing purposes and so this is &lt;b&gt;really&lt;/b&gt;, and I mean &lt;b&gt;really&lt;/b&gt;, going to be about what I &lt;b&gt;really&lt;/b&gt; think. Hello, I am your typical Singaporean, Next-door-Neighbour at heart, not some suicidal Shakespear wannabe. Forgive me, but there will be Singlish and some Hokkien rantings included. Shut your eyes if you are mentally underaged.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I &lt;3 all fellow Singaporeans. Eee, maybe not.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9024198-111669706316029922?l=buttcrack.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://buttcrack.blogspot.com/feeds/111669706316029922/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9024198&amp;postID=111669706316029922' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9024198/posts/default/111669706316029922'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9024198/posts/default/111669706316029922'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://buttcrack.blogspot.com/2005/05/miss-me.html' title='MISS ME?'/><author><name>sherilyn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12745318339501245264</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9024198.post-111661802892929437</id><published>2005-05-21T03:40:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2005-05-21T03:40:28.930+08:00</updated><title type='text'>helo</title><content type='html'>hello hello&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9024198-111661802892929437?l=buttcrack.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://buttcrack.blogspot.com/feeds/111661802892929437/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9024198&amp;postID=111661802892929437' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9024198/posts/default/111661802892929437'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9024198/posts/default/111661802892929437'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://buttcrack.blogspot.com/2005/05/helo.html' title='helo'/><author><name>sherilyn</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12745318339501245264</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
